Everything i own is hand-made. By robots.

...i tink i shud write in dis ting.....well more like i was asked by dis person to write in dis.....by dis person i mean my sis...n by ask i mean forced under torture....nadawah.....she sed bnyk ppl demand more be written in here so siblings shud help contribute.....fans are waiting she claims.....demand is at its peak.....our job is to supply.......wat she meant by bnyk ppl was 2. at least its more then 1 i gess.......i envy her optimism. it seems fun 2 live in a world with rainbows n ponies......she owez had a confused childhood...sigh..she was a sad sad gurl......

lets seeee.....wats cool....i get confused whethr im an optimist or pessimist....who sez u gota b one of either.......i tink its cool how all d optimistic words of encouragement can b misinterpreted....mcm... when ppl say 2 u.....dont worry, ders owez light at d end of the tunnel....i owez wonder wat if dat light is a train......hence coming straight at u.....u are after all in a tunnel......dats kinda similar to dat saying..."if everyting seems like its coming your way, then ur on the wrong lane."

den derr times when ppl say.....aim for the stars...or is it shoot for the stars....well gess wat homeboy....d stars are too far u'll never reach it, n even if u get too close....u'll burn ur hand off!...i tink dats funny.....n ders dat othr famous saying....the early bird catches the worm.....y is it such a onesided viewpoint kan?.....dont u wonder how it is from d worm's point of view?.....early bird catches the worm...pssh...n here he is d lil worm waking up awal 2 headstart d day....wondering hmmm i wonder how d saying goes....the early worm catches the...?....screw d early worm u hippy ur gna get eaten dumdum.....

btw i tink its hilarious how d only place in brunei hall we can study is the surau.....cz owez kosong....shows u how good we are....

btw....i beat a wall in a game of tennis...

let's hug each other until we fart

U knw dat feeling where u just wanna escape everything around you…that’s one of the reasons why I love London coz diz place does it so well…even a bus ride or a walk down somewhere is an escape..u just put on ur ipod n it just feels like ur by urself watching whatever goes on outside…with soundtrack music lagie tu, n u cn change it to whatever mood suits you…it feels like u control d world ur livin in…nyamann~

But then there’s a difference when you do that so much that it doesn’t help anymore, uve run outta escapes…n u realize u jst gotta face wat ur tryna escape fm…coz sakit kepala mcm suffocated brabis…kinda like dat mtv ad wher d girl pick up d fone n these black gooey stuff comes in thru her ear n masuk her brain…eww haha

I was walking down d park n saw this man pakai security suit main d swings by himself…n this wusnt just a gentle swing, it was a full-on huge push swing dat lifts up ur legs in d air n throw ur head back kinda swing…gtta admit he made me smile coz mebe he wz tryna do d same thing I wuz…dat dz wz his way of escaping hehe…cute this ol grown man.

Masa I wuz back in Brunei I spent so much time with family it wuz amazing…I miss you cuzzies s0o much…! spending time d kampung…ceta2..main2 w d kids…even if they get annoying bt those times were awesomous prime brabis…coz everyones just so calie mcm cartoon haha …n everyones so loud…so tajam wah everyones suara haha…even wen kami main football in d room n I gugur flat on my head walaupun betapa sakitnya still managed to find it cali hahaha adah gila atu sakit yo!! Jgn lagi main pakai sluar panjang!…n d food is alwez nyaman wen we eat d kampung…must b the KB pya aura yg masuk dalam d food…n buat2 manik sampai berlubang my baju kurung n Mummy byk udah manik d sleeves lawa udah n den realize rupanya Mummy accidentally sewed d sleeves together hahaha wasting time….n d road trips fm KB to Bandar…siyuk brabis brabis…like diz one time, on d way back fm Bandar, wen we bisingkan d music n listen to lips of an angel, we cud hear hinder spit in his mic hahahaha…gila atu berlair mata ketawa brabis sampai nda nampak d road hahaha…bejabih ya nyanyi yoo…atu feeling-feeling banar ;p..kinda like Justin Nozuka wen he performs live he swings back n forth on his chair w so much emo I takut ya gugur… dats a true artist man haha…but yea…I miss home…

sitting in the corner of a circle room

dude....woa....*testing testing*...testes...hehheh...hmm i used to tink blogging uncool till barney in how i met ur mothr bloggd.....lets see...while in a bus i saw sumone graffiti a wall wit d words 'life is a desert'..spent d rest of d bus ride wondering apa he on about...is it coz ders so much sand or hot cz global warming?...dats just a waste of time n paint if dats all he saying...n he'd b a waste of a moustache...mebe he mean coz everyting is scarce...or it feels endless....or everyting is a mirage..fake..ooOOooOOoo...or mebe he meant life is a dessert....u knnno, icecream n bananasplit....dat goes into a toootally different n mor optimistic direction...dat made me realise how easy tis to look at tings in diffrnt ways...is d graffiti art or crime?....cameras on d street, r dey keeping u safe or a way to keep an eye on u...haha btw...d playboy dude....playboy king sumting heftner his name....hes older than the pope!....old ppl nowadays...n i just realised d facewash i been using is makeup remover....damn....hey sis...how long u tink dis blog will last ah?...n bro....u gota contribute...

dolphins are gay sharks

didju knw dat if u were an environmentalist, goin to work everyday is like halloween..'hmm lets protest abt global worming today!' skali tarus put on ur orangutan suit n say 'ooo ooo protect our rainforest!' o d ladies decide to go nekkid n jadi cabbage patch kids pakai nuthing but lettuce to cover their thinggiemajiggies, wat msg duz dat send? protect d environment, equal rights fo animals...bt hey u cn still stare at us! d guys wd b thinkin 'ooooh fresh meat!' nda pulang jadi vegetarian~

haha umbrella umblerra...potato potahto...volkswagen wolksvagen!

yo tiny bro! yday lil bro wuz sleepin n snorin n annoyin brabis mcm gargle gargle..so i put tiny berry in his ear n gambar...n still nda sadar ahakz! atu nyaman tido yooo~